Bloomsday

http://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/arts-and-books/james-joyce-you-cant-ignore-the-bastard

"Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him on the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:
-Introibo ad altare Dei.
Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called out coarsely:
-Come up, Kinch! Come up, you fearful jesuit!"

¡Feliz centésimo undécimo Bloomsday!